Natural Organic Pet Food, Economically Priced

From: Tove Momerathsson

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 9:30 PM

Subject: A matter of taste

In response to the current problems with contaminated cat food,
Mother Nature, Inc., would like to remind you of her traditional
line of 100% all-natural cat foods. No pouches, no bags, no cans.
No mysterious "meat byproducts." No harmful chemicals. And they
may be bought at little or no cost. Each meal comes complete with
its own live-action play toy, guaranteed to amuse any cat for hours.
Available in three time-tested flavors: mouse, sparrow and cricket.